| South Park Mutant Cows Batting - Totals | |||||||||||||||||||
| Player Name | Avg. | OBA | Slg. | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | SB | CS | IBB | TBB | K | SH | SF | HB |
| Anderson, Marlon | .267 | .327 | .317 | 30 | 101 | 11 | 27 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 21 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Aurilia, Rich | .308 | .344 | .498 | 61 | 253 | 31 | 78 | 17 | 5 | 7 | 36 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 38 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Boone, Bret | .246 | .289 | .500 | 28 | 114 | 19 | 28 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 21 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 37 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Bradley, Milton | .280 | .280 | .360 | 20 | 25 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Burks, Ellis | .161 | .278 | .258 | 14 | 31 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cirillo, Jeff | .314 | .360 | .468 | 58 | 220 | 31 | 69 | 13 | 0 | 7 | 24 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Cruz, Jr., Jose | .208 | .240 | .313 | 12 | 48 | 7 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Davis, Ben | .229 | .289 | .329 | 28 | 70 | 4 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Diaz, Einar | .349 | .425 | .473 | 46 | 129 | 12 | 45 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Dye, Jermaine | .241 | .305 | .405 | 32 | 116 | 13 | 28 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 24 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Giles, Marcus * | .667 | .667 | 1.000 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hidalgo, Richard | .209 | .302 | .320 | 60 | 206 | 21 | 43 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 50 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| Lamb, Mike * | .250 | .250 | .500 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lawton, Matt | .282 | .368 | .496 | 31 | 117 | 22 | 33 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Mordecai, Mike | .333 | .357 | .426 | 25 | 54 | 2 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Offerman, Jose | .300 | .359 | .371 | 47 | 140 | 20 | 42 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rodriguez, Ivan | .357 | .413 | .571 | 15 | 42 | 6 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Saenz, Olmedo | .000 | .000 | .000 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Shinjo, Tsuyoshi | .283 | .303 | .368 | 46 | 106 | 13 | 30 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Snow, J. T. | .351 | .442 | .436 | 45 | 94 | 9 | 33 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 25 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| Wilkerson, Brad | .000 | .400 | .000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Young, Dmitri | .288 | .337 | .475 | 54 | 160 | 23 | 46 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 27 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Pitchers | .181 | .204 | .203 | 61 | 138 | 11 | 25 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 62 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | .276 | .333 | .410 | 61 | 2176 | 264 | 601 | 120 | 11 | 50 | 258 | 25 | 14 | 17 | 168 | 475 | 15 | 6 | 21 |
| South Park Mutant Cows Pitching - Totals | |||||||||||||||||||
| Player Name | ERA | G | GS | CG | SO | W | L | S | IP | H | R | ER | IBB | TBB | K | HR | HB | ||
| Abbott, Paul | 7.16 | 10 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 49.0 | 58 | 44 | 39 | 2 | 29 | 51 | 9 | 3 | ||
| Cormier, Rheal | 1.66 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 21.7 | 13 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 12 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cruz, Nelson | 3.98 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 40.7 | 43 | 19 | 18 | 7 | 21 | 31 | 6 | 5 | ||
| Estes, Shawn | 1.67 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 32.3 | 22 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 23 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Garcia, Freddy | 4.74 | 13 | 13 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 95.0 | 93 | 53 | 50 | 0 | 28 | 80 | 8 | 1 | ||
| Graves, Danny | 5.23 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 10.3 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halladay, Roy * | 3.94 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 29.7 | 38 | 14 | 13 | 0 | 9 | 31 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Isringhausen, Jason | 3.16 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 25.7 | 25 | 9 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 25 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Ligtenberg, Kerry | 3.44 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 18.3 | 15 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 12 | 17 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Lilly, Ted | 5.27 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 27.3 | 24 | 16 | 16 | 2 | 15 | 27 | 2 | 6 | ||
| Moreno, Juan | 5.17 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 15.7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 16 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Morris, Matt | 3.41 | 14 | 14 | 5 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 97.7 | 97 | 40 | 37 | 2 | 23 | 85 | 12 | 2 | ||
| Park, Chan Ho | 5.02 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 43.0 | 43 | 25 | 24 | 2 | 19 | 38 | 9 | 4 | ||
| Santos, Victor * | 3.31 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 35.3 | 28 | 13 | 13 | 1 | 26 | 31 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Strickland, Scott | 3.21 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14.0 | 13 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Total | 4.15 | 61 | 61 | 12 | 4 | 32 | 29 | 12 | 555.7 | 533 | 276 | 256 | 22 | 230 | 489 | 58 | 29 | ||
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