More from the transcript of the Clinton Impeachment trial:
—by Dave Barry

The Chief Justice: The majority leader and the minority leader shall proceed with the Choosing of Who Goes First.
.

Senator Lott and Senator Daschie: Once, Twice, Three ... Shoot!
.

The Chief Justice: The chair observes that the minority leader made a rock and the majority leader made paper.
.

Senator Daschie: I didn't make a rock! I made a crab!
.

Senator Lott: Objection! This is Rock, Paper, Scissors! You can't make a crab!
.

Senator Daschie: Yes, I can! Look! He's waving his claws!
.

The Chief Justice: The Chair rules that paper beats crab. The prosecution shall proceed.